^ Has repeatedly tried and failed to catch a deer (he just holds out a pillowcase).

^ He likes to sing, ♫ ♬ ♭"Rude Dolph, the red, knows Reine Deere."♩ ♪ ♫

^ is Dolph Ziggler.

^ Is my nephew's cousin's former roomate

^ His Shwarts is as big as mine!

^ His Shwartz is with you.

EDIT: And by the way, Shwartz (or Schwartz, to spell it correctly) is actually a surname, not a euphemism for genitals, though it's commonly confused with shvantz, which is such a euphemism.

^ He shvantz the Schwartz.

^ Has begged Mel Brooks to film his Spaceballs-style parody of Lord of the Rings, until a restraining order was filed.

^ He doesn't regret filing that restraining order on Mr. Brooks.

^ Made Madeline Kahn immortal and eternally beautiful, but sadly keeps her to himself

^ He wrote the script for "It's a Made Made Madeline World."

^ Is trying to quote a Corrosion of Conformity song.

^ He never saw, "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World."

^ Underestimates how mad the world is by only including four instances of "Mad".